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Coffee Nature’s Laxative Funny Coffee Lover Graphic Tee
Coffee Nature’s Laxative Funny Coffee Lover Graphic Tee
True-to-size unisex fit. Size up 1–2 sizes for an oversized look.
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For the coffee lovers who know exactly what that first morning cup is capable of ☕😂 the Coffee Nature’s Laxative tee brings relatable caffeine humor and cozy coffee shop energy together in one fun everyday graphic shirt.
Featuring a playful retro-inspired coffee splash design with bold vintage typography, this funny coffee graphic tee is perfect for espresso lovers, latte drinkers, caffeine addicts, baristas, and anyone whose daily routine starts with coffee and a sense of humor. Whether you're heading to your local café, running errands, working from home, lounging on weekends, grabbing iced coffee with friends, or surviving early mornings one sip at a time, this coffee humor shirt adds personality and comfort to every outfit.
Designed with a relaxed unisex fit and soft comfortable feel, this funny caffeine lover tee makes a perfect gift for coffee lovers, coworkers, best friends, moms, dads, baristas, students, coffee addicts, and anyone obsessed with cozy coffee aesthetic apparel and relatable humor.
Available in adult and youth sizes for matching outfits, gifting, and cozy everyday wear.
Perfect For:
- Coffee lovers
- Funny caffeine outfits
- Barista gifts
- Espresso lovers
- Latte drinkers
- Coffee addict gifts
- Coffee shop outfits
- Work from home outfits
- Weekend lounge outfits
- Cozy café aesthetic fans
- Funny foodie graphic tee lovers
- Everyday casual style
- Relaxed unisex graphic tees
- Coffee date outfits
- Morning people with sarcasm
- Neutral aesthetic clothing lovers
- Funny coffee humor fans
- Cute coffee apparel collectors
- Casual comfy outfits
- Cozy lifestyle graphic tees
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Details & Care
Size Chart
Choose between our Classic Heavy Cotton Tee and Premium Soft Tee. Both styles are available in adult and youth sizes, so you can find the fit and feel that works best for you.
Classic Heavy Cotton Adult Unisex Tee
Gildan 5000
S — Width: 18" | Length: 28"
M — Width: 20" | Length: 29"
L — Width: 22" | Length: 30"
XL — Width: 24" | Length: 31"
2XL — Width: 26" | Length: 32"
3XL — Width: 28" | Length: 33"
4XL — Width: 30" | Length: 34"
5XL — Width: 32" | Length: 35"
Classic Heavy Cotton Youth Tee
Gildan 5000B
XS — Width: 16" | Length: 20.5"
S — Width: 17" | Length: 22"
M — Width: 18" | Length: 23.5"
L — Width: 19" | Length: 25"
XL — Width: 20" | Length: 26.5"
Premium Soft Adult Unisex Tee
Bella + Canvas 3001
XS — Width: 16.5" | Length: 27"
S — Width: 18" | Length: 28"
M — Width: 20" | Length: 29"
L — Width: 22" | Length: 30"
XL — Width: 24" | Length: 31"
2XL — Width: 26" | Length: 32"
3XL — Width: 28" | Length: 33"
4XL — Width: 30" | Length: 34"
5XL — Width: 32" | Length: 35"
Premium Soft Youth Tee
Bella + Canvas 3001Y
S — Width: 15.25" | Length: 20.88"
M — Width: 16.25" | Length: 22.13"
L — Width: 17.25" | Length: 23.38"
XL — Width: 18.25" | Length: 24.38"
Fit Notes
• Classic Heavy Cotton: traditional unisex classic fit with a more structured, substantial feel
• Premium Soft: soft, lightweight unisex fit with a smoother, more modern feel
• Both adult shirt styles generally run true to size
• Size up 1–2 sizes for a relaxed oversized look
• Youth sizing differs between the Classic Heavy Cotton and Premium Soft styles, so please check the measurements before ordering
• All measurements are taken with the shirt laid flat
• Actual garment measurements may vary slightly
Fit & Sizing
• Classic Heavy Cotton Tee: relaxed unisex classic fit with a more structured, substantial feel
• Premium Soft Tee: relaxed unisex fit with a softer, lighter, smoother feel
• Both shirt styles run true to size
• Size up 1–2 sizes for a relaxed oversized fit
• Available in adult and youth sizes
• Available in carefully selected colors chosen to complement each design
• Check the Size Chart for measurements before ordering
Fabric & Printing
Choose the shirt feel that works best for you:
• Classic Heavy Cotton Tee (Gildan 5000): durable, breathable cotton with a more structured, substantial everyday feel
• Premium Soft Tee (Bella + Canvas 3001): lightweight, soft, smooth fabric with a comfortable retail-style feel
Printed using high-quality DTF printing for vibrant color, durability, and long-lasting wear.
Both tee styles are designed for comfortable everyday use with detailed graphic printing that holds up beautifully over time.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold, inside out
- Tumble dry low or hang dry
- Do not bleach
- Avoid ironing directly over design
Taking proper care of your shirt helps preserve the print, fabric feel, and overall longevity of the garment.
Shipping & Production
Each Classic Heavy Cotton Tee and Premium Soft Tee is made to order with care.
Please allow time for production before shipment. Shipping times may vary depending on your location, holidays, and order volume.
FAQ
What are the shirts made from?
Our Classic Heavy Cotton Tees (Gildan 5000) are made with durable, breathable cotton and have a more structured, substantial everyday feel.
Our Premium Soft Tees (Bella + Canvas 3001) are made with lightweight, soft, smooth fabric for a more elevated, comfortable retail-style feel.
Both graphic tee options are designed for comfortable everyday wear with a relaxed unisex fit. Fabric blends may vary slightly depending on the shirt color and style selected.
Are the shirts true to size?
Both our Classic Heavy Cotton Tees and Premium Soft Tees feature a relaxed unisex fit and generally fit true to size. The Classic Heavy Cotton Tee has a more structured feel, while the Premium Soft Tee has a softer, lighter feel.
For a relaxed oversized look, we recommend sizing up 1–2 sizes. Please check the size chart before ordering, as measurements differ between adult and youth styles.
Does this shirt come in youth sizes?
Yes! Many of our designs are available in both youth and adult sizes in our Classic Heavy Cotton Tee and Premium Soft Tee options, making them perfect for matching family outfits, dinosaur lovers, golf families, and graphic tee fans of all ages.
Available colors may vary by shirt style and size, so check the product options to see the colors available for your selection.
Do the designs crack or fade?
Our shirts are professionally printed using high-quality DTF printing designed for vibrant color, durability, and long-lasting wear. Proper care helps preserve the graphic print and overall appearance of your shirt over time.
Are these shirts good gifts?
Absolutely! Our graphic tees make fun and thoughtful gifts for golfers, coffee lovers, dinosaur fans, foodies, friends, family members, and anyone who enjoys comfortable graphic apparel with personality.
About New Chapter Tees
New Chapter Tees creates funny and cozy graphic apparel inspired by humor, personality, and everyday comfort. From funny golf shirts and dinosaur designs to cozy coffee-inspired graphics and playful lifestyle apparel, our collections are designed for people who love unique graphic tees and wearable conversation starters.